Squirrels IN my PANTS....

     Do you know what I hate the most? First,uhmmm...I hate fish paste, second I hate little children who boast them during a conversation(like my causin)..., and third I really....HATE....squirrels!!!!
     During our summer vacation last 11 years ago, we went to Davao, Philippines. The vacation was cool, not that good but you know, it's fine and the Hotel we checked-in was pretty awesome. We spent their for about 10 or a two. the ONLY thing I didn't like is our trip to the unknown mountain('cause man that was already way back a decade to remember that event...) Well let go a bit forward to the scary part, we went to the unknown mountain, well to survive the the boring hiking stuffs we did I brought some nuts(these nuts are not ordinary nuts, they are a thumb larger than ordinary peanuts...)...So I ate some of it, and kept it inside my pocket, I didn't noticed that my lame brother (well actually I had two brothers, but that time I still have one His freakin' name was Roy) grab some of my nuts before I put it inside my pocket, DARN it, YOU thief!!!! But even he was the "bad" one mom said, " hey don't be to grumpy, give some of your nuts to your sweet little brother"...ARGGG!!! The ending was to suffer eating only three left and one was with molds!!!! double ARGG!!!! But the thought I already had my worst part during that vacation, it wouldn't get any worse any more...but.... I was wrong, I saw cute little squirrel(well at first)roaming arround the woods, actually first I wondered, there's a squirrel in the Davao,  well the tour guide said it's a squirrel, but thought it was a skunk, but any way as we walk to the deeper part of the woods, I noticed that the freaky squirrel was still following us. Well I ignored the thing and keep walking to arrive our destination, when suddenly the RODENT JUMPED at my back and entered in my pants!!!AHHHH, I screamed and jumping and yelling for help but nobody heard I can feel the muddy paws and furry fur it has...I bumped myself one of the large trees they got there, as I bump myself the squirrel ran and I hit myself to a HARD trunk of a tree and injured, THAT DARN SQUIRREL, I hope he dies... As we got home I told mom and dad what happened and do you know what were their reactions? They said, " do feel sick my dear, or your just competing to your younger brother and remember that we love you!!!!" I said to myself, "WHAT!!!, I'm not fooling you guys..."and I noticed that the nuts in my pocket was gone and so as my pocket....DARN IT, I WILL NEVER EVER GO TO DAVAO AGAIN!!!!!!